Now an update per se, but better than seeing the same old entry, now, is it?

Been tagged by

Rules:
1)Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1) Name

a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush

...yep, toothbrush is more lovable than me...

2) Age

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

Actually, in Hungary, I CAN buy alcohol, too.

3) One of your friends

(n) Intelligent, Good flow, a person that knows what to say and when to say it, life of the party. A man that attracts anyone and everyone.
Oh snap, that dude over there is such a Milan! I so would like to have him tonight!

I think they're thinking of a different person than I am. XP

4) What should you be doing?

To go over to the opposite sex's house not to study, but to "study." "Studying" usually involves fooling around without any pants on.
"I'm going over to Amanda's house to 'study'"

HA! HAHAHAAAAAA...nope, only regular study by the book, for me...

5) Favorite color

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

....what?

6) Birthplace? (had to go with country here, for obvious reasons)

The best European county. Best water polo team in the world...Most beautiful girls. and of course good food! Good people!
And no Hungarians are NOT hungry all the time!...whoever thought of that was soooo clever

...very, very optimistic and idealistic...

7) Birth month?

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"

Same applies here I guess. Plus, I couldn't care less for 14th.

8) Last person you talked to?!

a cool boy ; a brand for shaving cream ; some horny boy
Anthony for men (a shaving cream)

*shivers*

9)A nickname of yours

Slang for San Jose, CA. See San Jose.
"Oakland to Vallejo, Vallejo to the Zay, The Zay to the Sko’ AKA as the Bay" - Zion I from the song "The Bay".

Not exactly what influenced my choice of name...

10) your theme song?

To punch someone's erection in so it goes into their body.
John was talking a ton of shit and just being generally annoying so I gave the son-of-a-bitch an insurrection.

WHAT??!!

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Nope, I'm being a rebel, not tagging anyone here.